HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT

The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid term, and an actual answer turned in by a student.

The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:  

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?  

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:  

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely.. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. 

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:  

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.  

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. 

So which is it?  

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct..... ...leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.' 

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.

SILENCE...

I don’t want to talk but you want me to talk

Even though I did not talk, my silence has said it all

Take this as my call or take a walk

Silence is golden

Silence can be doom-laden

Silence is full

Silence can be a lull

Silence is anger

Silence can be danger

Silence is surprising

Silence can be antagonising

Silence is pain

Silence can be gain

Silence is assent

Silence can be dissent

Silence is liberation

Silence can be alienation

Silence is complicity

Silence can be duplicity

Silence is easy

Silence can be heavy

Silence is peaceful

Silence can be forceful

Silence is the best answer for a fool

Silence can be the best way to show you’re cool

Silence is nothing and something

Silence can be anything and everything

While searching for a picture for this post I saw a Blog about silence in more words, and I'll like to share it with you: http://gazatimes.blogspot.ca/2012/05/silence-are-you-listening.html .

YOUR PAST DOES NOT MATTER TO GOD: The Story of Leah

This is the first in a series of stories about women in the Holy Bible, who got a new lease on life, against all odds.
They were reviled but they all ended up in the lineage of the King of Kings - JESUS.
We are all eligible for change, progress & lifting because they do not have a religion, time or place.
What looks bad in your life today can be used to do you good tomorrow.
See the story of LEAH.

Gen 29:16-35

Vs 16-18      Leah was the elder but her younger sister was the preferred.
Vs 25      Her husband's disappointment in her was from the wedding night. She was unwanted  and rejected by the man who married her.
Vs 27-30 Leah got a rival, her own sister, one week after after she got married.
Vs 31        God saw the trouble and humiliation that Leah was going through and He blessed her.

Leah's 4th child/son was the beginning of the lineage of Jesus - JUDAH!
What is profound about this is that Judah was not her 1st but her 4th in a long line of sons. Her change came when she took her eyes off man and focused on God.

You see, God hears our cries; He has heard your cry and He will bless you.
All He's waiting for is that moment when we take our eyes off man and focus on Him.
When there is no alternative to His intervention, He performs miracles for posterity.


From the reject came the regent...

LOVE SURROUNDS ME

By Jove

I am surrounded by love

Confidence is what you get from Dad’s

This never wanes even when you’re sad

Warm is how a lover’s makes you feel

Even though this may not be real

Fulfilled is the feeling you get from a child’s

And its expression may be wild

That of a sibling gives you protection

Though you may not know until a tough situation

Strong is that of a friend

Especially when they stay till the end

But the greatest is the love of God

It does not matter if you’ve been a clod

He stays with you through it all

And answers when you call

His love waters your life’s dry leaves

And gives you grace to bring in good sheaves

He raises your dead bones

And gives your music new tones

Look around you

And see how love surrounds you

THE CHANGE IS INSIDE OF ME

Truth be told, the change I seek is inside of me.

I have long waited for a messiah, to begin the revolution that will change the status quo.

The longer I waited, the more desperate I became and the worse the situation.

How long O’God will things remain like this?

When will we begin to see the difference?

The more I cried, the longer it seemed I will remain where I was.

Until the light shone and I realized I could no longer sit on the sidelines waiting. 

I had to jump into the fray, play my part and believe the best.

Now I choose to stand and speak against injustice. I will not be silent when I see a wrong being done or said at work, home and anywhere I find myself.

I will not keep quiet and go to my comfort zone to vent.

The change cannot come when I cover a wrong, protect the lazy or incompetent worker, support corruption, keep the change rather than retire it, tell a lie to cover my tracks, and so on and so forth.

I will not be on Radio castigating the Government while in my professional association, I am no better.

I will not be in public shouting about changing things in Nigeria, whilst I remain too ‘big’ to maintain cordial relations with my neighbours and thereby make conditions better in my neighbourhood..

I will not be a deacon in church whilst I deprive thousands their daily bread via pen robbery.

I will not be the parent paying and supporting my children in exam malpractice.

I will not be the one shunting the queue.

I will be good to those I meet, helpful where help is needed and polite even to children. 

I may be vilified for this, but it won’t matter whose ox is gored.

I will speak up when and where it matters.

I may be called ‘ase ju’, ‘mary amaka’, or even ‘ITK’, but I will remain on my watch because the change I seek begins with me!

7 THINGS I’VE LEARNT IN VICTORIOUS PRAYING WOMEN MINISTRY AKA VPWM

When I started attending the meetings of VPWM, I was not very committed and I wasted a lot of time before God called me to order.

Since then, He’s taught me a couple of destiny defining principles which I share here.

1.       Be yourself, especially in the Presence/House of God.

In the presence of God, there is Liberty. [1Cor 3: 17] You can be yourself without excuses.

Remember, they were NAKED AND NOT ASHAMED. [Gen 2:25; emphasis mine]

2.       Praise looks good on you.

Whenever you are opportune to be where God is being praised, ensure you do it with all your might because He inhabits the praises of His people. [Ps 22:3 KJV]

God loves it when we praise Him and we touch His garment when we do.

3.       Look unto God and not unto man.

When you are privileged to be part of a community of believers, seek the face and presence of God therein and not the approval of man.

Don’t get involved in the talk-talk or gossip that leads to offence. Rather, keep yourself, your heart and mind open to receive from God.

Expect to meet with God every time…and you will!

4.       See and respect the anointing even if you don’t like the person or you know their weaknesses/past.

Do not allow familiarity with a person blind you to the anointing.

You may know the man or woman of God from way back but once there is an anointing on them, they are no longer who you used to know.

While saying “Is Saul also among the prophets?”, you may just miss your prophetic blessing. [1Sam 10:9-11 (AMP)]

God is still using the seemingly foolish things of this world to confound the wise.

5.       God is present in every congregation where His name is called.

When you enter any gathering of believers, be sensitive to God’s presence because He is there in every little thing. He’s speaking from the Ushers, Praise & Worship, Testimonies, Message, benediction and The Grace.

He is speaking throughout but only the one listening will hear Him. [Ex 20:24b (NKJV)]

6.       Friends can become your distraction.

Once you get into the assembly of believers, be on your own.

Don’t allow yourself to be distracted by those close to you.

Learn to determine your level of friendships by how the person helps you stay on the path of destiny.

Your friend can make or mar your destiny, choose wisely. [Prov 13:20, Prov 27:17]

7.       See people through God’s eyes.

God does not judge or bless the way we do.

What we use to determine who gets promoted is not what God uses and until we begin to see through God’s eyes, we will end up displeasing God with our actions, inactions, speech and thoughts.

The Lord does not see as we see. [1Sam 16:7b]

You may think you know a person’s pedigree but you do not know their “spiritgree” nor the level of their SQ (Spiritual Quotient) or DQ (Destiny Quotient). [1Sam 9:21; 10:1]